Friday, August 26, 2005

Try this in Mexico

 
Try this in Mexico
This certainly works in Jeb's Florida 

Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance,  and have an accident.

Enter MEXICO illegally - never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local  government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local  government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly.

Speak only English at home and in  public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican drivers license.  This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized,  illegal, presence in Mexico.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck!  Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States...Land of the naive! 

If you agree, pass it on.

If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privlege!

 

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