Monday, August 20, 2007

The Sad Truth On Taxes

Subj: The Sad Truth On Taxes

 Tax truth
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful
truth of it. 
Be sure to read all the way to the end! 
Tax his land, 
Tax his bed, 
Tax the table 
At which he's fed. 
Tax his tractor, 
Tax his mule, 
Teach him taxes 
Are the rule. 
Tax his cow, 
Tax his goat, 
Tax his pants, 
Tax his coat. 
Tax his ties, 
Tax his shirt, 
Tax his work, 
Tax his dirt. 
Tax his tobacco, 
Tax his drink, 
Tax him if he 
Tries to think. 
Tax his cigars, 
Tax his beers, 
If he cries, then
 Tax his tears. 
Tax his car, 
Tax his gas, 
Find other ways 
To tax his ass 
Tax all he has 
Then let him know 
That you won't be done 
Till he has no dough. 
When he screams and hollers, 
Then tax him some more, 
Tax him till 
He's good and sore. 
Then tax his coffin , 
Tax his grave, 
Tax the sod in 
Which he's laid. 
Put these words 
upon his tomb, 
" Taxes drove me to my doom..." 
When he's gone, 
Do not relax, 
Its time to apply 
The inheritance tax. 
Accounts Receivable Tax 
Building Permit Tax 
CDL license Tax 
Cigarette Tax 
Corporate Income Tax 
Dog License Tax 
Excise Taxes 
Federal Income Tax 
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) 
Fishing License Tax 
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax 
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) 
Gross Receipts Tax 
Hunting License Tax 
Inheritance Tax 
Inventory Tax 
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) 
Liquor Tax 
Luxury Taxes 
Marriage License Tax 
Medicare Tax 
Personal Property Tax 
Property Tax 
Real Estate Tax 
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax 
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax 
Recreational Vehicle Tax 
School Tax 
State Income Tax 
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) 
Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax 
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes 
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax 
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax 
Telephone State and Local Tax 
Telephone Usage Charge Tax 
Utility Taxes 
Vehicle License Registration Tax 
Vehicle Sales Tax 
Watercraft Registration Tax 
Well Permit Tax 
Workers Compensation Tax 
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What the hell happened?  Can you spell "politicians!" 
And I still have to "press 1" for English. 
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times