Sunday, June 24, 2007

My sentiments exactly

Subj: my sentiments exactly

This woman   should run for president.
Written by a housewife from
New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.

"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?

Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown
Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?

Did nearly
three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...
Well, I don't. I don't care at all.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia

I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don't care .

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured:
I don't care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:
I don't care

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts:
I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it-
I don't care !!

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!

If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." -- Ronald Reagan

I have another quote that I would like to add AND.......I hope you forward all this.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Also by.. Ronald Reagan

One last thought for the day:

In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember
England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in... And how many want out."

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.


Wednesday, June 13, 2007

They Walk Among Us

So scary.


I was at the checkout of a Kmart.  The clerk rang up $46.64 charge.  I gave her a fifty dollar bill.  She gave me back $46.64.  I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again.  I gave her the money back again...  same scenario!  I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

------- I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon For a sandwich.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little Chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're both free' She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

-------- One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the Sky and said, 'Where?'
They Walk Among Us!

------ While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with that stuff.'

They Walk Among Us!!

------ I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.  One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.  I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pac ific.'

They Walk Among Us!

------ My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped.  She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

-------- My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.  Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.  The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

----- I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up.  She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands.  'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

They Walk Among Us!

----- While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.  He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.  He t h ought about it for some time before responding.  'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.' Yep, They Walk Among Us!

---------- They Walk Among Us, AND they Reproduce, and Worst of All They VOTE 


Friday, June 08, 2007

My Care Meter

Just checking my care factor for the week. Nope...

still don't give a fuck

Thursday, June 07, 2007

True friendship-none of that sissy crap!!

True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just
the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?,
"Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants:
everyone  can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. 
Remember....when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!


Your mileage may vary.....

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year.

That means, on average, Americans get 41 miles per gallon.  Isn't that great!!

Dog & Cat diaries

This is for everyone that has pets.

Dog & Cat Diaries

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:

    8:00am: Dog food! My favorite thing!

    9:30am: A car ride! My favorite thing!

    9:40am: Walked in the park! My favorite thing!

    10:30am: Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

    12:00pm: Lunch! My favorite thing!

    1:00pm: Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

    3:00pm: Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

    5:00pm: Milk bones! My favorite thing!

    7:00pm: Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

    8:00pm: Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!

    11:00pm: Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:

    Day 683 of my captivity:

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and myself are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had
    hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
    what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending
comments about
    what a "good little hunter" I am.

    The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices
tonight. I
    was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I
    could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was
    due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and
how to use
    it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
    by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again
tomorrow --
    but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog
    receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded!

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated   cell, so he is safe....... for now...


Fwd: Children!

 To those of us who have children in our lives,
 whether they are our own,  grandchildren,
 nieces, nephews, or students...
 here is something to make you chuckle.

 Whenever your children are out of control,
 you can take comfort from the thought that
 even God's omnipotence did not extend
 to His own children.

 After creating heaven and earth,
 God created Adam and Eve.

 And the first thing he said was
 "DON'T! "
 "Don't what ? "  Adam replied.
 "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

 "Forbidden fruit ? We have forbidden fruit ?
 Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! "
" No Way! "
 "Yes way! "
 "Do NOT eat the fruit ! " said God.
 "Why ? "
 "Because I am your Father and I said so ! "  God replied,
 wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked !
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? " God asked.
 "Uh huh," Adam replied.
 "Then why did you ? " said the Father.
 "I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it ! " Adam said.
"Did not ! "
"Did too ! "
"DID NOT ! "
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give
children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you ?

1. You spend the first two years of their life
 teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
 the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
 is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.


 Be nice to your kids.
 They will choose your nursing home one day.