I was eating breakfast with my six year-old granddaughter last week and I
asked her "When is President's Day?"
She is a really smart kid, and instantly replied "In February!"
So, I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
She said, "That's when Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
DARN IT - HURTS WHEN HOT COFFEE SPURTS OUT YOUR NOSE!