Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package
advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort
of a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the Administration
had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring
under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill
to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won
out, leaving the entire the
decision up to the assholes in