Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

Thought you might enjoy some medical humor.


 Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package
 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
 advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort
 of a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the Administration
 had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring
 under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea
 shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
 Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

 The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their
  hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill
  to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on
  the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
  Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won
  out, leaving the entire the
decision up to the assholes in
  Washington


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Being White

Being White I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is. Proud to be White Michael Richards makes his point...Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.  He makes some very interesting points... Someone finally said it... How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.  And then there are just Americans.  You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,'  'Whitey,' 'Caveman' ...and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP. You have BET... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists.  If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.  If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.  If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives we'd be racists. We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.  Wonder who pays for that?? A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...You know we'd be racists.. There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US, yet if there were 'White colleges' that would be a racist college. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.  If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists. You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.  But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists. You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist. I am proud...But you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists?? There is nothing improper about this e-mail...Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.  I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have lost most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves! BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!  It's not a crime yet, but getting real close!

 

Interesting thought

from the web:

"I'm confused. How could 2,000,000 blacks get into Washington DC in freezing cold overnight when 200,000 couldn't get out of New Orleans in 85 degrees with four days notice?"

Well, now I'm confused too.