Well today's news doesn't look any better. Missiles shot at our ships overseas, teenager killed by a tiger in Kansas of all places, Girls eating chips and french fries as kids risking breast cancer, a mom suing Chili's for serving hot mash potatoes to her infant and lets not forget Cindy Sheehan. In sports, The SAINTS of all teams beat the Patriots!
Don't know how many of you really scan the news but I for one am a news junkie. Google News, CNN, Yahoo, even the fish rapper in Virginia Beach, the Pilot Ledger Star online ( really just to see what they are doing now to try and save Oceana Naval Air Station).
Back to the news.
Al Qaeda claims it shot the missiles at our ships. What the hell. Obviously, they suck because the ships they shot at are so big to have missed it they must surely can't hit the broad side of a barn at 10 feet. Why don't we just go and start killing these ignorant ragheads and be done with it. How many lives will we save in the process. Screw world opinion. Bomb the fuck out of them, leave a crater and tell the rest of the world, Maybe we won't have to deal with them anymore, and when we do catch them, don't prosecute them, take out in the street and shot the fuckers between the eyes and be done with it.
17 year old girl killed by siberian tiger in Kansas.
Why do we have lions and tigers and other extremely wild animals on a family run farm in Kansas? Don't you have to have a licence to have these types of animals in this country? And what stupid ass let a 17 year old girl in a pin with a 7 year old WILD Siberian Tiger to get her picture taken in the first place. And I though rednecks were dumb.
NOW our little girls can't eat chips or french fries anymore. Just one more thing on the list of things that will cause cancer. As reported on FOX News they are all tied to breast cancer. Damn is there anything left we can eat or drink or breath that isn't going to kill us? Hey buddy, pass that Southern fried chicken over here, Bartender, I need another drink, and make this one a double( Hey, it's 5 oclock somewhere), and give me a light would you, my lighter died and I want another cigerette with my drink.
Did anyone else here about the mom in NM( I think) that is suing Chili's because her infant got burned on his face from the HOT mash potatoes they were served? Yep you heard me right. Chili's is settling with the family for $8500, probably just to end the problem. So now lets look at this. You go into a restaurant and order food, which you expect to be cooked and hot when you get it, at least I do. You put a hot plate of mash potatoes in front of your less than a year old kid to eat without as much as testing it to make sure it's not to hot for them so they don't get burned. Now you are suing them because you as a mother were a fucking stupid ass. You should be brought up on child abuse charges you dumb bitch.
Cindy is leaving the ranch early! Hooray! Maybe we won't have to hear anymore about this stupid friggin idiot anymore but that's doubtful. To Cindy, Hope your mother is doing better.(Seriously).
The New Orleans Saints pulled off a great defeat last night, beating the NE Patriots 37-27. Claude, a guy at work here said it would happen and it did. Now we will never hear the end of it.
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