Class Reading Assignment

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned

in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

 

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
 

> Titanic:..... $29.99
> Clinton:..... $29.99
> Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read
> Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
> Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
> Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
> Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
> Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
> Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
> Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Monica.
> Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
> Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
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