Wednesday, September 22, 2010

THE TALIBAN BY JEFF FOXWORTHY


Some  interesting observations on the Taliban by  that great American philosopher, Jeff  Foxworthy.

   
   
     
  
"You  may be a Taliban if…"

1.  You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral  objection to liquor.

2. You  own a $3,000 machine  gun and $5,000 rocket  launcher, but can't afford shoes.

3. You  have more wives than teeth.

4. You  wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon  "unclean."

5. You  think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and  suicide.

6. You  can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You  consider television dangerous, but routinely carry  explosives in your clothing.

8. You  were amazed to discover cell phones have uses other  than setting off roadside bombs..

9. You  have nothing against women and think every man should  own at least four.

10.  You've always had a secret  crush on your neighbor's goat.



 


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