World's Shortest Books (Some funny ones here!)

The World's Shortest Books THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____ OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING by Tiger Woods ____________ _________ _________ _________ _______ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore ____________ _________ _________ _________ _ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton ____________ _________ _________ _________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton ____________ _________ _________ __ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY THE SEQUEL by Bill Clinton ____________ _________ _________ _____ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates ____________ _________ _________ ______ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman ____________ _________ _________ ___ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry ____________ _________ _________ _______ AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC ____________ _________ _________ _____ A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian ____________ _________ _________ ____ TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE... by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel ____________ _________ _________ ___ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY ____________ _________ _________ _________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER(S) by O.. J. Simpson ____________ _________ _________ _________ __ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY by Ted Kennedy ____________ _________ _ MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson ____________ _________ _ WOMEN I HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH by TIGER WOODS ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* AND JUST ADDED: COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY! by Nancy Pelosi