MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips.

 

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

 

If u have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear!

 

Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

 

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood "lift ur top so I can suck your tits". No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

 

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

 

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.