Sunday, December 16, 2007

George Carlins solution


sounds good to me..........so simple, yet could be very effective......
 
George Carlins solution

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline 
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....  
 
 The  best way to stop using so much   gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! 
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come    down.....  

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border,   hand him a canteen,  rifle 
and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . 
 
Tell   him if he wants to come to America then he must  serve a tour in the military.....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on   it..... 

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen  since he defended this   country...... 

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for   the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......
 
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,   without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved..... 

If you think this is a good solution to both the  problems, forward it to your friends. ........... 

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