Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

Thought you might enjoy some medical humor.


 Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package
 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
 advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort
 of a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the Administration
 had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring
 under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea
 shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
 Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

 The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their
  hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill
  to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on
  the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
  Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won
  out, leaving the entire the
decision up to the assholes in
  Washington


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