Do you want to know what gets under my skin? Well, I'm going to tell you. Take a look at the following:
*spam
*tele-marketers
*when the stapler runs out of staples
*when a button pops off minutes before I'm ready to leave for work
*when I step with my bare feet into something wet that I didn't put there
*when people in cars race to get ahead of me and then proceed to drive slower than I ever would
*when the light turns red and there's a cop nearby just waiting to see if I'll blow the light
*when I run out of something important in something I'm making
*when any drain in the house gets clogged
*when the gas light goes on in my car, signalling the fact that I need to fill up the tank and go broke in doing so
*a nap that's too short
*people who backstab, people who put on a false front, and people who are two-faced
*Bible beaters, born-agains, and pseudo-Christians (you know what those are; the ones who get all dressed up to go to church, but then treat the people they run into like shit on a daily basis, not "walking the walk," so to speak)
*music about pimps, ho's, and hoochie mamas (translation: black men screaming at me on the radio) and any music that forces the white girl singing to sound like she's not white, but in the middle of a seizure, popping that vein that sticks out of her forehead as she's straining to hit that high note
*Bible beaters, born-agains, and pseudo-Christians (you know what those are; the ones who get all dressed up to go to church, but then treat the people they run into like shit on a daily basis, not "walking the walk," so to speak)
*music about pimps, ho's, and hoochie mamas (translation: black men screaming at me on the radio) and any music that forces the white girl singing to sound like she's not white, but in the middle of a seizure, popping that vein that sticks out of her forehead as she's straining to hit that high note
*people who classify themselves as ****-Americans. Either your American or your not.
*people who degrade this country, our military and our leaders.
*stupid news about actors, actresses singers etc which most of us could give a rats ass about.
*actors etc. who supposedly support this or that foundation to get you to send money, but don't openly support it financially themselves.
*Stupid people
*having to get up in the morning
*attorneys
*What pisses you off? I'm so curious. I didn't purposely set out to offend anyone, but if I did, so be it. These are my opinions, like them or not. Now tell me yours.
1 comment:
Here's a few:
- Sandals worn with socks. If it's that cold, wear shoes, ya dolt.
- Hippies in general. See the South Park "hippie music festival" episode for more info.
- Rich liberals who want to tell you how to live and the way things "should" be, as long as it does not apply to them.
- Religous nuts. I respect your right to woship a chicken with a sunburst on it's chest or whatever, just don't try to force ME to do it. God-Squad Jesus fish people are the WORST.
- Immigrants (illegal or otherwise) who try to force Americans to change to their language/customs/ect. Don't like our way? Go back to where you came from.
- Immy
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