Thought for the day!

 

WHEN COFFEE HURTS

I was eating breakfast with my six year-old granddaughter last week and I
asked her "When is President's Day?"

She is a really smart kid, and instantly replied "In February!"

So, I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.

She said, "That's when Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
DARN IT - HURTS WHEN HOT COFFEE SPURTS OUT YOUR NOSE!

The New Government Symbol

 

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!